Scaredy Cat.

Wow, Boehner. How in the name of sanity did you get to where you are? Oh, yeah. You sold out. Douche.

Here’s what bothers me the most (yes, there’s a lot that bothers me):

1) YOU DON’T NEED CORPORATE JETS, YOU GORRAM IDJITS. We live in a DIGITAL AGE. You can have your stupid meetings via Skype (or whatever program you use) and you’ll get the same things accomplished. Ya pricks.

2) To those of you who have millions of dollars and still insist on paying minimal taxes: Really? REALLY? What in the name of all that’s holy do you even spend your money on?! I already explained why you don’t need jets; the same logic applies to multiple cars, extravagant houses, etc. The majority of the folks in the U.S. can’t even imagine what $1 million would look like, much less how to spend it. Stop being greedy little biatches.
     - In short: Get over yourselves. Higher taxes won’t mean much to you (alright, so you won’t be able to get that Ferrari. Sorry.), but it’ll mean the world to the “regular folks.”

3) Now, I may not entirely agree with the Entitlement Programs (they’re abused far too often for my liking), but they exist. In many cases, they’re necessary. They are not there to pay for your screw-ups. Millions of Americans actually work to pay for these programs with the expectation that, when they eventually retire, they’ll have at least a little bit of something to rely on.
In your infinite wisdom, Boehner, you’ve deemed it “necessary” to use this money to pay for “our” debt. Riiiight. Why should I have to pay for your inability to manage money? I may be young, but I know that it’s a DUMB IDEA to go into something without the ability to pay for it. Don’t punish me because you’re stupid. Oh, wait—that’s your modus operandi, isn’t it?

4) Your actions are despicable. You refuse to even come close to negotiating with anyone but yourself. I went through that phase, too—then I turned six. Just because you’re not going to feel the repercussions of your actions doesn’t mean that the rest of us won’t. You’re not helping anything and you’re not nearly as smart as you’d like to think you are. Get over yourself, you prat.

5) If this nonsense doesn’t get resolved, I believe one of two things should happen.
     a) We default. Yes, it’s not a pretty picture, but it’s better to bite the bullet now than continuing to put it off. (The government shouldn’t be treated any differently than the rest of us, especially considering that we make up the government. The parts are the whole… Well, that’s the idea, anyway.)
     b) President Obama enacts an Executive Order that calls for his original plan. I know, I know—it’s a rather extreme approach, but worth it. It will be like putting a kid in time out; they’ll kick and scream and put up a huge fight, but it’ll be better for them in the end. Plus, I think that Boehner and Co. need a good bitch slap. Or five. Or a fist to the face.

This is my opinion. I don’t think that I’m the only one.